Courtroom Critique T-Shirts

Dress up their courtroom critique enthusiasm with our stylish t-shirts featuring humorous and thoughtful legal quips. Perfect for wearing to debates, casual gatherings, or just showing off their legal wit.

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." mockup

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

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Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

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I love Lawyers

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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"Now that's a win."

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly." mockup

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

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"You can't plead cute."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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"#notguilty."

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"We make crime pay."

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Yawning barristers in court

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?' mockup

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!" mockup

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

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Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact. mockup

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

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"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!" mockup

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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Justice 4 Ron

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Sue The Bastards

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Courtroom Critique T-Shirts Collection

Courtroom Critique Mugs

Looking for more courtroom critique fun? Check out our collection of mugs that showcase clever legal and courtroom humor.

Courtroom Critique Pillows

Bring humor and personality into any room with our courtroom critique pillows—perfect for legal buffs and debate fans.

Courtroom Critique Prints

Decorate your space with our courtroom critique prints that celebrate legal wit and courtroom drama with style.