Justice System Critique Lover Gifts

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Truth

Minority Report

"They're class action figures."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Can you hear me now?"

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Five to Eight

Supremacist Court

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

Adult Crime, Childish Thinking Time

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."