Judicial System Critic Gifts

"They can't decide what to do with him."

"All I did was rob a damn bank! If I had helped pull off the Jan 6 coup attempt and election steal I'd still be walking around, free as a bird..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Truth

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Minority Report

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Can you hear me now?"

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Supremacist Court

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."