Judicial System Critic Mugs

"They can't decide what to do with him."

"All I did was rob a damn bank! If I had helped pull off the Jan 6 coup attempt and election steal I'd still be walking around, free as a bird..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Truth

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Can you hear me now?"

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Supremacist Court

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."