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'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Truth

"They're class action figures."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Can you hear me now?"

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Supremacist Court

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'

"Before we begin today, may I say that both my client and I were astonished that Your Honor was not nominated for the Supreme Court?"

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to have your butt kicked.'

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'