Justice Critic Pillows

"Can you hear me now?"

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'You had the worst lawyer I ever saw.Particularly as we abolished the death penalty years ago!'

Supremacist Court

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Trump Poutine

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

Minority Report

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Pennies for People, Billions for War

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Denazification

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The USA...

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'