Law And Justice Critic Pillows

Andrzej Duda

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Truth

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Clarence Thomas

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Supremacist Court

Financial Corruption

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

Audiovisual law

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'