Law And Justice Critic Pillows

Andrzej Duda

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Minority Report

Truth

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

I know "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to defendants your honor, but

Financial Corruption

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Clarence Thomas

Supremacist Court

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Five to Eight

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

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