Computer Comedic Critic Gifts

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Meet the People of the Internet

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Religion and technology.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

Great literary festival heckles.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'Hey, maybe you need to work on your writing goodlymoreshun.'

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

Grade 'A' Grass.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

How are we supposed to tweet in 140 characters when all we can use are zeroes and ones!?

'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

"You're doing it wrong."

"I do enjoy group activities."