Computer Comedic Critic Gifts

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Rodin's Irish Judge

Meet the People of the Internet

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Religion and technology.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

Great literary festival heckles.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

"You're doing it wrong."

"I do enjoy group activities."

"I didn't know Don Quixote was a republican."