Tech Critic Gifts

Better Living Through Technology

"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

Upset cat with 'Down with laptops' placard

'In my day, the wilderness was not spoiled by mobile phone towers...'

Phone towers cause cancer tumours

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

'Good morning. This is your government drone speaking. Are you James Smith of 546 Mabel Street, or Mable James of 645 of Smith street, or none of the above?. . .'

It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.

NHS computer: Kaput.

Twitter censorship

"Good news eh? No ill effects from mobile phones"

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"

"If my call was important you wouldn't let a computer answer it."

'In my day, we used to fritter our lives away, not twitter out lives away.'

Touch screen technology for improved retail experience

The only thing worse than a bad touchscreen, is a 'bad touch' screen.

Don't Text

"We don't care about him, but those social media experiments have got to stop!"

"I was his best friend...until the day when he brought home this lousy smartphone!"

"Jenkins, I've turned your job into customer self service."

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

GPs urged to refuse to hand over patient details to NHS digital.

Welcome! We're the big box store that never forgets your face.

"Isn't it great to have dinner without TV, for a change?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Who are you going to listen to: me or that stupid device?!"

"Well? How many likes did I get?"

"Sat-Nav? More like Prat-Nav."

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

Facebook Privacy

Correction fluid and pencil begging of street while high tech devices walk by.

Twitter: 'The Coward's Charter'

Two people texting with their heads down and smiley face mask on top of their heads