Tech Critiquer Gifts

"You know, there are other emojis."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Modern Life Blues

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

The emperor has no phone!

Better Living Through Technology

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

NHS computer: Kaput.

The nurse of the future

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"