Technology Critique Gifts

Prisoner of technology.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Crap from the future.

I.T. Fear

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Modern Life Blues

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

The emperor has no phone!

'It's been going on for three years. When can we tell Scott it's really a shredder?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

The nurse of the future

Screen Time at the Dining Table