Modern Tech Critic Gifts

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"She refuses to use emojis!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

How logos change over time.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"AI chat bot"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.