Modern Tech Advocate Gifts

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"I'm on the haywain."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

The Painting Channel

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Why god isn't listening...

'That's New.'

Don't fly and text.

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Does it have a remote control?'

Computer Add Ons.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."