Modern Tech Adopter Gifts

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Cable Bill.

"I'm on the haywain."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

The Painting Channel

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Don't fly and text.

Computer Add Ons.

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"I couldn't do my homework because the batteries died in my e-book."

Where's Waldo's Phone?

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

The Internet of Things