Modern Tech Follower Gifts

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The First Fire Stick

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"So when do we go online?"

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

The Painting Channel

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

Facebook/Meta

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"I'm on the haywain."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

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