"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."
Tech Trend Follower Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who’s always on the cutting edge of technology? Our quirky and inventive items are perfect for tech trend followers who love to stay ahead of the curve. From playful mugs to trendy t-shirts, find gifts that match their fascination with all things tech and innovation. Brighten their day with a gift that showcases their passion for the latest gadgets and digital culture, blending humor and style seamlessly.
'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'
"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
"Almost. . . this is going to be a great selfie."
'All the time he used to spend watching TV is now spent on Facebook.'
My Latest N.F.T.
"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."
"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."
"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."
'But you think people are ready for our new kind of network, huh?'
"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."
"We should have invested in tech stocks."
Cell Phone Pricing Spreads
What's 'Bitcoin'?
"How does it know which bit is fit?"
Facebook/Meta
"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"
Studies show foods work miracles!
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
"Isn't there an app for this?"
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.
"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."
"That shirt is so last year."
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
Tech Trend Follower Gifts Collection
Tech Trend Follower Mugs
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Tech Trend Follower Pillows
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Tech Trend Follower Prints
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Tech Trend Follower T-Shirts
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