Tech Trend Watcher Gifts

'We've agreed on a name, but not a username.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Stealing His Idea

Expanding Minds

"I don't think I can watch anymore."

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

FaceApp Spyware Controversy

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Busy, Busy, Busy

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"