Tech Trend Watch Gifts

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

State of the Art Dog.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

X Brazil

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'I'm counting on you to keep me updated on the hottest jungle companies.'

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

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