Tech Trends Gifts

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Overkill, dude."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Two Eggs Any Style

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.