Technology Trends Gifts

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

State of the Art Dog.

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

You know, we used to be more fun.

"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Digital Fomo!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Eldrow

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."