Technology Trends Gifts

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

State of the Art Dog.

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

"We're going to have to let you go. I've just bought a better version of you online that's 25% better for half the cost."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

Digital Fomo!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."