Technology Trends Follower Gifts

NBS ELECTION CENTRAL, 'The computer projects that, whoever wins, we're all going to be sorry.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

State of the Art Dog.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

X Brazil

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."