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NBS ELECTION CENTRAL, 'The computer projects that, whoever wins, we're all going to be sorry.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

State of the Art Dog.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Busy, Busy, Busy

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

Facebook/Meta

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

X Brazil

Expanding Minds

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

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"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'