Tech Trends Pillows

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I'm divorcing you George, didn't you see my Facebook update?"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Eldrow

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'