Technology Trend Watcher Pillows

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'

Pikey and Chav.

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Garden Centre

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

Sun Dried Ice Cubes