Technology Trend Watcher Mugs

Busy, Busy, Busy

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Pikey and Chav.

Garden Centre

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'

Facebook/Meta

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh