Tech Trends Follower Mugs

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

A Whole Lot of Nothing

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Updating the Wedding Car

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Busy, Busy, Busy

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Facebook/Meta

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

X Brazil

Expanding Minds

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."