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'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Updating the Wedding Car

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

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Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'