Tech Trend Observer Mugs

Some Google Guy Wants to De-emphasize Empathy

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Busy, Busy, Busy

Irony: Then and Now

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

Facebook/Meta

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

X Brazil

Expanding Minds

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

3D HD TV

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

Updating the Wedding Car

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'