Internet Trend Observer Mugs

'I've done an exhaustive internet search and nothing you've ever done is trending.'

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Eldrow

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'racism is the new black.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

#notblessed

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Irony: Then and Now

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

Busy, Busy, Busy

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'