Internet Trend Observer Pillows

'I've done an exhaustive internet search and nothing you've ever done is trending.'

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'racism is the new black.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'