Technology Trend Observer Pillows

Vice President for Obsolescence

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

Call Your Mother- $2.00

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

"Look what's trending now!"

Updating the Wedding Car

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.