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Irony: Then and Now

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

#notblessed

'Do you have it in black?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"See a trend?"

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Skinhead guppy.

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'