Trends Observer Gifts

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

#notblessed

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"See a trend?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Skinhead guppy.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'

Pikey and Chav.

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"