Trend Investigator Gifts

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Men's business romper.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Bought GE stock at its high.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"They grow up too fast."

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'

Pikey and Chav.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes