Trend Analyst Gifts

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Fashion department desk trays/In/So Over.

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Sty Guru

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'OMG, we're so totally 2013!'

Fashion House - In/So last week.

Men's business romper.

"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing in Friday, looking to be settling in..."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

#notblessed

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."