Online Trends Analyst Gifts

"I make sure to tip just enough to keep the receipt from going viral."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Men's business romper.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Bought GE stock at its high.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"