Internet Trends Watcher Gifts

"We're witnessing history today people. 'Cute cat videos' is now number two to 'Dan Levy cuddling random babies in Italy'."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Eldrow

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Do you have it in black?'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Something photogenic for each of us."