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"I make sure to tip just enough to keep the receipt from going viral."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Men's business romper.

Eldrow

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Bought GE stock at its high.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Cat Video Cinema.

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.