Market Trend Analyzer Gifts

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Jim! I haven't seen seen you in 2,500 Dow points."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Men's business romper.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Made in China

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

The Euro - R.I.P.

Counting my Bonus...

Out of control