Economic Trend Observer Gifts

"Pour yourself a drink - the news isn't too good"

'No, not until Christmas. Until we close down due to lack of customers.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

"He downgraded Apple."

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Exchange Rate.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Euro against the Dollar.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.