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"Pour yourself a drink - the news isn't too good"

'No, not until Christmas. Until we close down due to lack of customers.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Euro against the Dollar.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Exchange Rate.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Supermarket Merge

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

V-O Day

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor