Economic Trend Tracker T-Shirts

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The European Bailout

Fall of trade due to Coronavirus

"Are we responding to the Asian markets or are they responding to us?"

S&P 500

I'm just sittin ghere updating my resume and recalibrating my expectations.

"Well, that's not a good market indicator."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Jumping Wall Street.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Business Outlook

"Which way up do you want it?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The Decline of the Euro.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Euro Bomb

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'