Economic Trend Tracker Gifts

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The European Bailout

Fall of trade due to Coronavirus

"Are we responding to the Asian markets or are they responding to us?"

S&P 500

I'm just sittin ghere updating my resume and recalibrating my expectations.

"Well, that's not a good market indicator."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The recession is over, again.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Jumping Wall Street.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"Which way up do you want it?"

Business Outlook

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

General Motors.

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"