Economic Trends Follower Gifts

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

Jumping Wall Street.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

General Motors.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

'Twenty-seven years in a row the women investors in this club have outperformed the men--talk about lucky streaks.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

Markets Drama

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

F&E Stockbrokers. A "down market" is more frightening to me than it is to you!