Economy Follower Gifts

The day the stock market went UP.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Palin 2012

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

That might not work, EU...

Euro against the Dollar.

Exchange Rate.

Shares Nosedive

'Get out there and keep your job!'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Pundits

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

The euro as a monster

'So, who's first?'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'