Following The Economy Gifts

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Jumping Wall Street.

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

The American Nightmare.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Pundits

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'So, who's first?'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Online Trading

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Learning from economics

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Businessman Cut Down by Monthly Reports

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."