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Burned Out

The day the stock market went UP.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Jumping Wall Street.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Palin 2012

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

That might not work, EU...

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

V-O Day

Shares Nosedive

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

The American Nightmare.

Pundits

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'So, who's first?'

The euro as a monster