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Spanish debt.

Hyperinflation in Venezuela

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Jumping Wall Street.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

The American Nightmare.

Pundits

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Money down the drain.

'So, who's first?'

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Contagious.

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

Learning from economics

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China