Economic News Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The red phone is my grapevine to Andrea Mitchenll, who hears it firsthand from Alan Greenspan, who hears it first from Ben Bernanke.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Summit Concern

Made in China

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

The Greek Trampoline

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I don't like the look of this."

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

Out.