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'Spoiler alert...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The day the stock market went UP.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Business Outlook

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

The Decline of the Euro.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

The American Nightmare.

Pundits

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'So, who's first?'

Economic Prosperity

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."